Recipe for endless amusement:

Ingredients:
1 Laser
1 Camera with adjustable shutter speed
2 Easily entertained weirdos

Start off with the obvious lightpainting cliche: writing words.

Throw in some cat attempts.

Oh my.

Oh dear.

Next, sprinkle in some Chinese characters.

Add a dash of “complicated portrait work”.

Throw in some deformed chicken too if you have any lying around.

Then fall asleep and leave your whacky other half to his own devices.

Stir well to combine. If you’re feeling especially adventurous, toss in some confused real-life cats who just want to play with the laser point but are now confused by and cranky due to all the snickering and giggling. Serve on blog post.